Like lambs being led to the slaughter house by FUCKUP TRUMP, we are being sold out to the richest 1%.
Putin meanwhile is the happiest person on the planet. While the United States is falling into bankruptcy because of the idiotic tariffs FUCKUP TRUMP is busy signing into law, Putin is making deals with China, Canada and other of our former allies for the goods FUCKUP TRUMP is putting tariffs on.
Flake News Rollout: Examination of the most recent White House requisitions order revealed that the request for toilet paper greatly exceeded all previous orders. When questioned about the reason for the increased need, a White House spokesperson insisted that the increase just reflected an expected increase in celebrations of popular support for Trump’s recent DOGE initiatives. But private sources suggest that the real reason for the increase was an expectation that Trump’s tariffs on Canadian wood products would cause a shortage of toilet paper in the US, and so the White House was stockpiling. Last year the US imported from Canada two million tons of the soft chips US firms use to make toilet paper. Sources further reported that President Trump requires a large and constant supply of toilet paper because of his chronic incontinence.
(For this and other pertinent FLAKE NEWS REPORTS, go to Shea's Substack (Shea Foote Hansen) at substackcom.
Like lambs being led to the slaughter house by FUCKUP TRUMP, we are being sold out to the richest 1%.
Putin meanwhile is the happiest person on the planet. While the United States is falling into bankruptcy because of the idiotic tariffs FUCKUP TRUMP is busy signing into law, Putin is making deals with China, Canada and other of our former allies for the goods FUCKUP TRUMP is putting tariffs on.
Flake News Rollout: Examination of the most recent White House requisitions order revealed that the request for toilet paper greatly exceeded all previous orders. When questioned about the reason for the increased need, a White House spokesperson insisted that the increase just reflected an expected increase in celebrations of popular support for Trump’s recent DOGE initiatives. But private sources suggest that the real reason for the increase was an expectation that Trump’s tariffs on Canadian wood products would cause a shortage of toilet paper in the US, and so the White House was stockpiling. Last year the US imported from Canada two million tons of the soft chips US firms use to make toilet paper. Sources further reported that President Trump requires a large and constant supply of toilet paper because of his chronic incontinence.
(For this and other pertinent FLAKE NEWS REPORTS, go to Shea's Substack (Shea Foote Hansen) at substackcom.
"LAURA LOOMER IS A Patriot and a Very Good Person & SHE Gives Great "HEAD"
--- Donald J. Trump