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Cathy's avatar

Oh, trust me, we noticed.

Mark Carpenter's avatar

I thought inflation had dropped a million billion trillion bazillion brillion crillion dillion frillion gazillion grillion hillion jillion killion lillion nillion pillion quillion rillion sillion stillion tillion villion willion xillion yillion zillion googolplex infinity percent, the bigliest and greatliest percentage of any drop in inflation under any President, and it was being paid for by the trillions upon trillions of dollars we received from the Dear Leader’s tariffs!

We are winning so much that just can’t stand it!

"U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

"We’re number one! We’re number one!

"We are the champignons! We are the champignons... -- OF THE WORLD!"

"Woo-hoo!"

- Homer Simpson

BOW THE HEAD AND BEND THE KNEE,

AND WORSHIP OUR DEAR AND GLORIOUS LEADER,

OUR GOD AND KING,

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR,

THE RETURNED MESSIAH,

THE ARCHBISHOP OF THE TRUE TRUMP™ CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST CHURCH OF AMERICA,

THE LEADER OF THE WORLD,

THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE,

POPE DONOLD JOHN TRUMP+,

POWER AND WEALTH AND WISDOM AND STRENGTH AND HONOR AND GLORY AND PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, NOW AND FOREVERMORE!

/scathing_snarkasm

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